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Unhinged Raccoon Shirt – Chaos Gremlin with Axe & Potion | Tattoo Style Tee
$16.93 USD
Meet your new emotional support disaster. This wild-eyed raccoon is armed with an axe and a mystery potion—and he’s definitely not here to make good choices. Printed in bold, tattoo-inspired lines with rich color and character, this chaotic trash panda makes the perfect shirt for anyone who thrives in disorder.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt is durable, comfy, and built to survive whatever feral energy you’re channeling today.
- 5.3 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton
- Classic fit, seamless rib collar
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Perfect for fans of dark humor, ADHD chaos, and misfit energy
Whether you’re off to raise hell, mix potions, or just confuse your neighbors—this shirt has your back.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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