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Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
  • Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt
Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt

Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First – Funny Unisex T-Shirt

$16.93 USD

Embrace your chaotic neutral era with this bold and relatable tee. The “Today I Choose Violence… Unless I Fall Asleep First” shirt captures that perfect blend of aggression and exhaustion. Whether you’re fueled by caffeine, ADHD, or just pure spite, this shirt lets the world know you might throw hands—or take a nap. No promises.

 

Printed on the durable and comfortable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, it’s a classic fit that feels great all day long—whether you’re conquering your to-do list or avoiding it entirely.

 

 

 

Product Features:

 

  • Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton
  • Medium weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
  • Classic unisex fit with a crew neck
  • Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
  • Seamless sides and taped shoulders for a clean, durable fit
  • Perfect for introverts, chaos gremlins, and nap enthusiasts

 

 

 

 

Care Instructions:

 

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the design
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed
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Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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