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They Watch Because I’m Right Raccoon Shirt – Funny Conspiracy Theory Tee – Tin Foil Hat Paranoia Shirt by Trash Cult Supply Co.
$17.10 USD
You’re not paranoid if you’re right. This unhinged, hilarious raccoon is here to confirm what you’ve known all along—they are watching. Featuring a detailed vintage-style print of a raccoon in a tin foil hat peeking through the blinds while drones and satellites fly overhead, this shirt screams “I see through the lies.”
From Trash Cult Supply Co., this absurdly relatable design is perfect for conspiracy lovers, meme addicts, free thinkers, and anyone who enjoys a good tinfoil-fueled laugh. Whether it’s Bigfoot, 5G, or just your neighbor Karen, this shirt’s got your back—and your windows covered.
Why it slaps:
- 👀 Witty and wildly accurate message
- 🧠 Tin foil included (spiritually)
- 🦝 Detailed linework and vintage distress print
- 🎯 Great gift for skeptics, theorists, or that one guy on Reddit
Product Details:
- Premium unisex fit – true to size
- Printed on soft, durable Gildan 5000 cotton
- Available in black and other colors
- Exclusive Trash Cult design – not sold in stores
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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