
Stay Feral Stay Hydrated Can Cooler – Funny Raccoon Koozie, “Probably Not Water” + “Stay Weird” Slogan
Fuel your thirst and your feral energy. This Trash Cult Supply Co. can cooler keeps your drink cold, your hand dry, and your personality loud.
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🦝 Front: Neon raccoon licking condensation off a can with “STAY FERAL. STAY HYDRATED.”
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💀 Back: “PROBABLY NOT WATER” in bold cult-core lettering
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👁️ Bottom: “STAY WEIRD” – because obviously
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Made with durable insulating neoprene
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Fits standard 12 oz cans and slim can drinkers who don’t follow the rules
Perfect for backyard rituals, suspicious BBQs, or sipping chaos in public.
Product features
- 100% durable polyester exterior for shape retention
- Soft foam liner for stability and grip
- Vibrant, eye-catching colors
- Available in Regular and Slim Can sizes
- Lightweight design for easy portability
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
Regular Can | Slim Can | |
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Height, in | 4.30 | 6.00 |
Diameter, in | 3.50 | 3.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
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