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Stay Feral Stay Hydrated Can Cooler – Funny Raccoon Koozie, “Probably Not Water” + “Stay Weird” Slogan

Stay Feral Stay Hydrated Can Cooler – Funny Raccoon Koozie, “Probably Not Water” + “Stay Weird” Slogan

$6.63 USD

Fuel your thirst and your feral energy. This Trash Cult Supply Co. can cooler keeps your drink cold, your hand dry, and your personality loud.

  • 🦝 Front: Neon raccoon licking condensation off a can with “STAY FERAL. STAY HYDRATED.”

  • 💀 Back: “PROBABLY NOT WATER” in bold cult-core lettering

  • 👁️ Bottom: “STAY WEIRD” – because obviously

  • Made with durable insulating neoprene

  • Fits standard 12 oz cans and slim can drinkers who don’t follow the rules

Perfect for backyard rituals, suspicious BBQs, or sipping chaos in public.


Product features
- 100% durable polyester exterior for shape retention
- Soft foam liner for stability and grip
- Vibrant, eye-catching colors
- Available in Regular and Slim Can sizes
- Lightweight design for easy portability

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

  Regular Can Slim Can
Height, in 4.30 6.00
Diameter, in 3.50 3.50

  



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

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