
Secret Societies Shirt – Illuminati Eye Graphic Tee – Gildan 5000 Soft Cotton – Trash Cult Vintage Design
Secret societies: cooler, creepier, and better dressed.
This bold, vintage-style graphic tee says what everyone’s thinking—“Secret societies are like regular societies, but cooler.”
Printed on a durable, classic Gildan 5000 tee, this shirt blends conspiracy-core with a sarcastic wink. Featuring the All-Seeing Eye, crossed skeleton keys, and distressed cream-and-red typography, it’s perfect for cult sympathizers, cryptic thinkers, and casually stylish chaos agents.
🗝️ Eye of Providence triangle design
🧵 Printed on 100% preshrunk cotton
🔥 Gildan 5000 – soft, sturdy, and cult-approved
📜 Designed by Trash Cult Supply Co.
🧠 Fits true to size – unisex
Whether you’re in the Illuminati or just pretending, this shirt lets them know you’re cool, dangerous, and definitely invited to the afterparty.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and style.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape wear after wear.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing.
- Made sustainably with 100% ethically sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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