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Rake the Leaves Salt the Earth Shirt – Possum Yard Warfare Tee – Fall of Humanity Collection – Trash Cult Supply Co.

Rake the Leaves Salt the Earth Shirt – Possum Yard Warfare Tee – Fall of Humanity Collection – Trash Cult Supply Co.

$17.10 USD

Autumn cleanup? Nah. This possum’s out for vengeance.

The “Rake the Leaves, Salt the Earth” shirt from the Fall of Humanity collection features a helmeted, sweater-wearing possum preparing for backyard scorched earth tactics. With a pile of burning leaves, cold-eyed garden gnomes, and a look of seasonal despair, this tee perfectly captures the mood of anyone one minor inconvenience away from a feral spiral.

Printed on an earthy heather military green Gildan 5000, this design blends cute and catastrophic in peak Trash Cult style.


👕 Shirt Details:

  • Gildan 5000 | 100% preshrunk cotton

  • Earth-tone green shirt with muted vintage-style inks

  • Classic fit with soft, midweight fabric

  • Designed by Trash Cult Supply Co. for the Fall of Humanity collection


🔥 Part of the “Fall of Humanity” Collection:

A limited-edition chaoswear drop made for those who treat yardwork like a declaration of war.


🧠 Perfect for:

  • Suburban doomsday preppers

  • Garden nihilists

  • Fall-loving misanthropes

  • Anyone who’s ever stared at a rake and thought, “It’s time.”


Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the shoulder seams, preventing stretching
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner aesthetic
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for a polished look
- Constructed with strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ethically sourced, made from 100% US cotton certified for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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