
Rake the Leaves Salt the Earth Shirt – Possum Yard Warfare Tee – Fall of Humanity Collection – Trash Cult Supply Co.
Autumn cleanup? Nah. This possum’s out for vengeance.
The “Rake the Leaves, Salt the Earth” shirt from the Fall of Humanity collection features a helmeted, sweater-wearing possum preparing for backyard scorched earth tactics. With a pile of burning leaves, cold-eyed garden gnomes, and a look of seasonal despair, this tee perfectly captures the mood of anyone one minor inconvenience away from a feral spiral.
Printed on an earthy heather military green Gildan 5000, this design blends cute and catastrophic in peak Trash Cult style.
👕 Shirt Details:
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Gildan 5000 | 100% preshrunk cotton
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Earth-tone green shirt with muted vintage-style inks
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Classic fit with soft, midweight fabric
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Designed by Trash Cult Supply Co. for the Fall of Humanity collection
🔥 Part of the “Fall of Humanity” Collection:
A limited-edition chaoswear drop made for those who treat yardwork like a declaration of war.
🧠 Perfect for:
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Suburban doomsday preppers
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Garden nihilists
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Fall-loving misanthropes
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Anyone who’s ever stared at a rake and thought, “It’s time.”
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the shoulder seams, preventing stretching
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner aesthetic
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for a polished look
- Constructed with strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ethically sourced, made from 100% US cotton certified for safety and quality
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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