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“No Caller ID Not Today Satan” Ghostface Parody Shirt – Funny Horror Graphic Tee – Gildan 5000
$16.93 USD
This “No Caller ID – Not Today Satan” tee hilariously spoofs a certain horror icon while channeling your inner “do not disturb” energy. Featuring a vintage landline, deadpan expression, and big “hell no” vibes, this bold design is printed on a comfy Gildan 5000 shirt that’s built for chaos, comfort, and avoiding toxic energy.
Perfect for horror fans, introverts, ghosters, or anyone with a strong boundary game.
Product Details:
- Unisex heavy cotton tee (Gildan 5000)
- 100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
- Classic fit, durable with a clean print surface
- Runs true to size
- Printed with eco-friendly, long-lasting ink
Wear it when your phone rings from an unknown number… or when you’re just not in the mood for demons (or people).
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed collar retains its shape and style
- Crafted from soft, strong cotton fabric
- Ethically produced with a focus on sustainability
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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