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Neon Illuminati Chaos – Sling Bag | Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop
$74.25 USD
Finally, a bag that screams “trust no one” while keeping your snacks, secrets, and spare conspiracy flyers organized. The Neon Illuminati Chaos sling bag is soaked in blinding neon symbols—pyramid eyes, lightning bolts, skulls, and ancient cult glyphs—scattered on a deep black backdrop like a rave in a secret society bunker.
🔥 From the Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop, this bag is bold, bizarre, and absolutely suspicious in all the right ways.
Product Features:
- Durable, lightweight poly fabric with all-over sublimated neon print
- Adjustable shoulder strap with buckle for ambidextrous cultists
- Zippered main compartment and inside pockets for your essentials (or emergency tinfoil)
- Black lining for max contrast and mystery
- Perfect for festivals, streetwear, or low-key surveillance
Why You’ll Wear It Everywhere:
- Eye-catching chaos on your chest = instant drip
- Fits your phone, wallet, keys, snacks, and unsettling truths
- Part of the Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop – no restocks, no second chances
- Completes any outfit that starts with “I know what they’re hiding”
| 14.5" × 9'' | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 14.50 |
| Width, in | 9.00 |
| Height, in | 4.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean / Dry Clean Only
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