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Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
  • Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity
Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity

Mustard Madness Pajama Pants – Old Men, One Hot Dog, Zero Dignity

$41.99 USD

These all-over print pajama pants capture pure, unfiltered chaos: 25 shirtless old men locked in an unhinged battle over a single hot dog smothered in mustard and onions. It’s loud. It’s ridiculous. It’s the kind of image that makes people stop mid-sentence and say, “What the hell am I looking at?”

 

Printed edge-to-edge for maximum visual impact, these pajama pants are perfect for anyone who appreciates absurd humor, late-night snacks, and the quiet confidence it takes to wear something this unexplainable. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to start conversations you didn’t ask for.

 

Wear them to sleep, wear them to lounge, wear them to assert dominance at family breakfast.

Because nothing says relaxation like elderly chaos and processed meat.

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Waist width, in 17.01 - 18.50
Hips width, in 22.52
Outseam length, in 40.79

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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