
Mike Myers Parody Shirt – “Do I Make You Stabby, Baby?” Funny Horror Mashup Tee – Gildan 5000 Unisex
Get groovy with this vintage-style Mike Myers parody shirt that blends Halloween horror with Austin Powers flair. Featuring bold 60s-inspired art and the hilarious catchphrase “Do I Make You Stabby, Baby?”, this high-quality Gildan 5000 tee is perfect for horror fans, retro lovers, and anyone who likes their slashers with a side of shagadelic style.
Made from 100% cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers a soft, durable fit with a classic feel. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, horror convention, or just want to make strangers do a double take, this shirt delivers the chaos. Designed to stand out on both dark and light fabrics.
✅ Product Features:
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High-quality print on Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton
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100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Vintage 1960s horror-comedy inspired design
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Tear-away label for comfort
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Fits true to size with a classic unisex cut
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Perfect for horror fans, Halloween collectors, and retro humor lovers
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and elasticity.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.
- Ethically sourced US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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