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Mike Myers Parody Shirt – “Do I Make You Stabby, Baby?” Funny Horror Mashup Tee – Gildan 5000 Unisex

Mike Myers Parody Shirt – “Do I Make You Stabby, Baby?” Funny Horror Mashup Tee – Gildan 5000 Unisex

$16.93 USD

Get groovy with this vintage-style Mike Myers parody shirt that blends Halloween horror with Austin Powers flair. Featuring bold 60s-inspired art and the hilarious catchphrase “Do I Make You Stabby, Baby?”, this high-quality Gildan 5000 tee is perfect for horror fans, retro lovers, and anyone who likes their slashers with a side of shagadelic style.

Made from 100% cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers a soft, durable fit with a classic feel. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, horror convention, or just want to make strangers do a double take, this shirt delivers the chaos. Designed to stand out on both dark and light fabrics.


Product Features:

  • High-quality print on Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton

  • 100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

  • Vintage 1960s horror-comedy inspired design

  • Tear-away label for comfort

  • Fits true to size with a classic unisex cut

  • Perfect for horror fans, Halloween collectors, and retro humor lovers


Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and elasticity.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.
- Ethically sourced US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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