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Jason Voorhees D.A.R.E. Parody Shirt – 1980s Horror Meme Tee | Gildan 5000 Slasher Graphic
$16.93 USD
Say no to drugs—and yes to campy horror nostalgia. This Jason Voorhees “D.A.R.E.” parody shirt blends vintage 1980s anti-drug campaign vibes with iconic slasher energy. Featuring Jason in a gritty retro illustration and bold red scratch-style lettering, this design is printed on a classic Gildan 5000 tee for comfort, durability, and chaos. Whether you’re a horror fan, a dark humor connoisseur, or just grew up in the weirdest generation, this shirt brings killer style with a wink.
Product Features:
- Printed on Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton
- Classic fit with double-stitched hems
- Retro slasher design with 80s aesthetic
- Perfect for horror fans, meme lovers, and weirdos
- Great gift for fans of Friday the 13th or ironic nostalgia
Product features
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and durability
- Seamless design minimizes fabric waste and enhances aesthetics
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape after wear
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing
- Classic fit and crew neckline for various occasions
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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