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I Had No Idea These Tattoos Were Permanent Shirt – Funny Tattoo Flash Tee – Gildan 5000
$16.93 USD
Oops. Turns out those tattoos weren’t stickers.
This bold trashcore-style shirt features the phrase “I Had No Idea These Tattoos Were Permanent” in punchy, distressed lettering, surrounded by traditional tattoo flash outlines—including a swallow, spiderweb, dagger, roses, and a heart with banner. Designed in crisp white on a transparent background, it prints beautifully on any shirt color. Whether you’re inked head to toe or just made a few questionable choices at 18, this design hits hard and hilarious.
Perfect for tattoo artists, collectors, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a soft spot for old-school flash.
👕 Product Details (Gildan 5000):
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Classic unisex fit
• Durable double-stitched seams
• Clean print on dark or light fabric
• Fits true to size
• Loud, funny, and permanently relatable
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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