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“I Don’t Care If You’re Straight” Funny Floral Shirt – LGBTQ+ Ally Tee – Bold Statement Graphic – Gildan 5000
$16.93 USD
Make your stance clear and your fashion fierce with this hilarious and unapologetic tee. Printed on a classic Gildan 5000, this shirt features bold vintage-style lettering wrapped in cheerful vector florals, paired with the punchy phrase: “I Don’t Care If You’re Straight, Just Don’t Do It in Front of Me.” It’s the perfect blend of sarcastic wit and queer allyship—ideal for festivals, rallies, coffee shops, or just pissing off the right people at family functions. Made from 100% cotton with a classic fit, this shirt is comfy, loud, and exactly the kind of chaos the world needs.
Details:
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-shirt
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Unisex fit
- Durable double-needle stitching
- Tear-away label
- Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks
Product features
- Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching.
- Tubular knit construction for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing.
- Ethically sourced 100% cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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