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Holy Sh*t, It’s Raccoon Jesus – Neon Trash Cult Graphic Tee | Gildan 5000 | Limited Edition
$16.93 USD
Brace yourself for divine trash cult energy—Raccoon Jesus has arrived. This limited edition Gildan 5000 tee features our messianic trash panda mid-sermon, wielding a flaming pizza slice and a holy cross ablaze. Drenched in radioactive neon, this design fuses chaos, comedy, and cult-core vibes into one glorious, blasphemous masterpiece.
Whether you’re starting your own trash gospel or just vibing with chaotic good energy, this shirt is made for loud personalities, cult leaders, meme lords, and pizza disciples alike.
Why You Need It:
- Features the Holy Raccoon Savior in full Technicolor
- Flaming cross and pizza slice included (spiritually)
- Designed for true believers of Trash Cult weirdness
- Guaranteed to get you looks, gasps, and laughs
Printed on:
Gildan 5000 – a heavyweight cotton classic that’s durable, comfortable, and built for the second coming (of weird).
Specs:
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (solid colors)
- Classic fit with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- Lay-flat collar
- Fits like a trash cult blessing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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