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Holy Sh*t, It’s Raccoon Jesus – Limited Edition Kiss Cut Sticker | Illuminasty Drop
$2.30 USD
Divine chaos in vinyl form. This Limited Edition kiss cut sticker features Raccoon Jesus mid-sermon, holding a flaming cross and a greasy slice of salvation. From his neon bishop hat to his pizza-blessed paws, this sticker is an unholy miracle for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or altar of poor decisions.
🔥 Part of the Illuminasty Drop by Trash Cult Supply Co.
🙏 Stick him anywhere. He’ll forgive you—probably.
Details:
- Kiss cut sticker with vibrant, high-resolution artwork
- Made from durable, weather-resistant vinyl
- Perfect for outdoor use or indoor blasphemy
- Applies easily, peels clean, and radiates holy feral vibes
- Measures approx. [insert size here] – custom cult-sized
Why You Need It:
- It’s Raccoon. It’s Jesus. He has pizza.
- Adds +10 chaotic holy power to whatever you stick it on
- Limited Edition – no second comings
- Part of the Illuminasty Drop – once it’s gone, it ascends permanently
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| Width, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
| Length, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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