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Holy Sh*t, It’s Raccoon Jesus – Limited Edition Bella+Canvas 3512 Hoodie | Illuminasty Drop
$42.68 USD
Bow before the divine chaos—Raccoon Jesus has returned in fleece form. This Limited Edition hoodie features a pizza-wielding raccoon pope, complete with flaming cross, radioactive eyes, and a bishop hat adorned with bones. It’s gloriously unhinged, sacrilegiously soft, and part of the Illuminasty Drop by Trash Cult Supply Co.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a wearable sermon. A heretical hug. The holy warmth of a raccoon messiah blessing your cold little soul.
🔥 Once it’s gone, it ascends forever.
Printed on:
Bella+Canvas 3512 Unisex Pullover Hoodie
- 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton / 48% poly fleece
- Side-seamed with retail fit
- Kangaroo pocket + dyed-to-match drawcord
- Pre-laundered sponge fleece for shrink-free softness
Why You’ll Be Converted:
- Features the cult-favorite Raccoon Jesus in full neon glory
- Hilarious, blasphemous, and undeniably cozy
- Part of the Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop
- Perfect for late-night pizza rituals or dodging divine judgment
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 23.50 | 25.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3512, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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