Funny Raccoon Tee - Dissociating in 4K – Mentally Absent Raccoon Tee | Gildan 5000

You’re not ignoring anyone. You’re just buffering in high definition.

This shirt features a zoned-out raccoon, dead-eyed in front of a laptop, riding a dissociation wave straight into another dimension. Whether you're overstimulated, under-caffeinated, or somewhere between "functioning" and "feral," this shirt gets it—and so will everyone around you.

Printed on the durable, comfy Gildan 5000—your go-to for existing in public while not actually being present.

• Classic fit, soft feel, 100% cotton (depending on color)

• Double-needle stitching for durability

• Perfect for Zoom calls, therapy sessions, or mentally hovering near Pluto

• Sizes XS–5XL for every tier of executive dysfunction

🌀 Functioning. Technically. Barely. Beautifully.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean