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Feral Raccoon Magic Card Shirt – MTG-Inspired Beast Rogue Tee, Trash Cult Creature Card, Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt
$16.93 USD
Unleash the chaos with the Feral Raccoon Magic Card Tee, a brutal blend of MTG parody and Trash Cult madness. Featuring a flaming raccoon with glowing red eyes, a pentagram eyepatch, and a full stat block straight off a Magic card, this shirt screams feral energy meets strategy nerd.
Printed on a durable, heavyweight Gildan 5000 tee—perfect for game night, trash fires, or screaming at squirrels in your backyard.
- 🦝 Features a full parody Magic card layout
- 🧯 Glowing eyes, fire background, pentagram eyepatch
- 🤘 Hilarious card text with Menace, Scavenge & chaos
- 💀 “Discard a card and explain your last three life decisions.”
- 🧵 Printed on Gildan 5000 – 100% preshrunk cotton
- 📦 Available in multiple sizes, designed for feral players
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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