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Don’t Trust Anyone – Men’s Limited Edition Pajama Pants | Illuminasty Drop
$64.20 USD
Warning: these pajama pants may cause side effects like critical thinking, hypervigilance, and supreme comfort. Covered in an all-over black-and-neon design with glowing eyes, pyramid symbols, lightning bolts, and cult-coded phrases like “Trust No One” and “The Eye Sees All”, these PJs bring bedtime paranoia to a whole new level.
🔥 Straight from the Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop by Trash Cult Supply Co.—because even your dreams deserve to be watched.
Product Features:
- Ultra-soft brushed polyester with a hint of stretch
- Elastic waistband with drawstring for max comfort and adjustability
- All-over sublimated print with vibrant cult graphics
- Relaxed unisex fit—perfect for lounging, sleeping, or decoding secret messages
- Machine washable and built for chaos
Why You’ll Never Take Them Off:
- Looks like you fell asleep in the middle of a conspiracy board
- Matches your Illuminasty hoodie or just your general mistrust
- Limited Edition drop – once they vanish, they’re gone forever
- Ideal for sleep, binge sessions, or hiding from the shadow government
| L | |
|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 17.48 |
| Outseam, in | 41.26 |
| Inseam, in | 29.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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