Dissociating in 4K – Vinyl Raccoon Sticker

This raccoon isn’t ignoring you. They’re just mentally unplugged, emotionally rebooting, and spiritually buffering in full high definition.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or any surface that needs a reminder that you are, in fact, still here… just not mentally.

Featuring bold colors, a dead-eyed stare, and 4K levels of emotional detachment—this sticker speaks louder than your out-of-office auto-reply.

• Durable vinyl, made to survive mild existential crises

• Matte finish, emotionally matte energy

• Great gift for your burnout buddies or neurospicy crew

• Will not fix your problems, but it will validate them

🌀 If you know, you know. If you don’t… sorry, I spaced out.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.