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CUM Parody Metal Logo Shirt – Doom-Inspired Retro Gamer Tee on Gildan 5000
$17.10 USD
Unleash chaos and laughter with this bold parody tee featuring “CUM” in a heavy metal logo style inspired by the iconic DOOM title. With high-contrast colors, a cracked retro texture, and aggressive 3D edges, this design is equal parts absurd and badass. Perfect for gamers, meme lords, and degenerates with taste. Printed on a durable and comfortable Gildan 5000 tee, built to withstand both hellfire and side-eye.
Wear it to your next LAN party, comedy show, or awkward family dinner. Glory kills not included.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and delivers an attractive look.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Sustainable cotton fabric ensures durability and comfort.
- Ethically sourced with no irritating tags for a scratch-free experience.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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