Civilization Was a Phase Raccoon Graphic Tee — Vintage Patriotic Trash Cult Design
This classic crew-neck tee carries a bold, rebellious vibe—soft cotton with a lived-in weight and a striking vintage-style graphic of a raccoon draped in an American flag and wielding a spear. It feels like a jacketed midnight walk through backroads and bonfires, the kind of shirt you pull on when you want to say you’re amused by civilization’s pretenses and ready for a night of rowdy stories. The silhouette is relaxed and comfortable, letting the artwork sit front-and-center without fuss. Wear it with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a shacket for cool evenings. The subtle flecking of the natural colorways and the durable print techniques keep this tee looking authentic and holding up through many washes.
Product features
- Durable medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed elastic collar to maintain shape over time
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main art—crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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