☕ Mildly Unstable – Colombia Single Origin (Light-Medium Roast)

Welcome to your new morning ritual: a brew that’s slightly jittery, wildly flavorful, and completely Mildly Unstable—just like you.

This single-origin coffee comes from high-altitude Colombian farms known for their bright citrus notes, hints of cooked honeydew, mellow cocoa, and just enough caffeinated chaos to match your mental state. Light-medium roast? Check. Mental clarity with a side of emotional whiplash? Double check.

Roasted fresh in the USA, this brew is perfect for pour-over perfectionists, Aeropress acrobats, French press fanatics, and even people who think “drip” refers to more than just their coffee.

🔥 What You’re Getting:

• 100% Colombian single-origin beans
• Smooth balance, crisp acidity, and subtle sweetness
• Flavor notes: cooked honeydew, cocoa, caramel vibes
• Light-medium roast — not burnt, not bitter. Just… chaotic calm.
• Roasted fresh in the USA, in small expert batches
• Choose whole bean or ground (your brain, your choice)
• Certified Specialty Grade Craft Coffee (SCA-approved)
• 12oz bag (340g) of coping fuel
• Ships to U.S., territories, and Canada

Roasted for the neuro-spicy, the barely functioning, and the early risers who didn’t sign up for this—Mildly Unstable is caffeinated clarity in a bag. It’s not burnt. It’s not bitter.

It’s chaos… refined.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Roastify, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen.