Skip to product information
“Traction Control: Off. Standards: Lower.” Funny Car Meme T-Shirt
$16.93 USD
Buckle up, or don’t—because we’re going full send with this unhinged tee. Featuring the iconic traction control warning symbol and the line: “I like my women like I like my traction control... DISABLED.”
This shirt is perfect for car guys, burnout kings, professional red flags, and anyone who thinks therapy is just weight reduction for the soul. Printed on a Gildan 5000, it’s soft, durable, and just offensive enough to make your mechanic laugh and your ex text you “wtf.”
Whether you're drifting into bad decisions or just looking for a conversation starter at the gas station, this one’s guaranteed to get attention.
🛠 Specs:
• Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
• Available in black, white, or “emotionally unavailable”
• Print-ready design that pops on any fabric
• Fits true to size until you wash it with your hopes and dreams
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Made from strong, smooth, ethically sourced fabric
- Medium weight fabric ensures year-round comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Pickup currently not available