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Therapy Is Expensive Fire Is Free – Funny Firefighter Sticker – Glossy Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal for Helmets, Gear, and Dark Humor Gifts
$2.30 USD
If you’re coping with trauma the old-fashioned way—by sprinting into infernos—this one’s for you.
The “Therapy Is Expensive, Fire Is Free” firefighter sticker is dark, bold, and brutally relatable. Featuring vintage-style typography and a flaming helmet graphic, it captures the sarcasm and stress relief only fire crews understand.
Crafted with glossy, weather-resistant vinyl, this kiss-cut decal is perfect for fire helmets, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, and everything in between. Whether you’re a career firefighter or a volunteer, this sticker lets the world know your mental health plan includes a fire hose and adrenaline.
🎁 Perfect for firehouse morale kits, burnout survivors, and first responders with questionable coping skills.
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Product Features:
- Durable kiss-cut vinyl for clean peel and edge
- High-gloss finish for scratch resistance and bold color
- Printed with eco-solvent inks
- Available in white or transparent borders
- Multiple size options for helmets, notebooks, and gear bins
- Built for indoor/outdoor use
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Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a dry, soft cloth. Avoid soaking or abrasive scrubbing.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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