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Show Me Your Butthole Turtle Tee – Feral Graduation Speech Shirt
$16.93 USD
Get ready to graduate with honors in absolute nonsense. This wildly unhinged “Show Me Your Butthole” T-shirt features a proud cartoon turtle in a graduation cap delivering a passionate speech behind a podium—about absolutely nothing relevant. The perfect blend of classy and chaotic, this design makes no sense whatsoever… and that’s why people will ask where you got it.
Printed on a durable and comfy Gildan 5000 shirt, this high-quality tee is built for unfiltered humor, late-night regrets, and confusing your grandma. Great for parties, festivals, tattoo shops, or confusing your coworkers during casual Friday.
Designed to look great on both dark and light fabric. Transparent-background art for crisp print quality. Because if you’re going to wear something this ridiculous, it better look good.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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