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Neon Illuminati Chaos – All-Over Print Socks | Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop
$13.42 USD
Wrap your ankles in chaos. These Neon Illuminati Chaos socks are dripping with unhinged energy—featuring an all-over pattern of glowing pyramid eyes, skulls, lightning bolts, symbols, and whatever else the government doesn’t want you to notice. All printed in blinding neon on a black background that goes with absolutely nothing and somehow everything.
🔥 Part of the Limited Edition Illuminasty Drop, these socks are soft, breathable, and guaranteed to raise suspicion wherever you step.
Product Features:
- Cushioned heel + toe for comfort and durability
- Sublimated neon graphics that won’t fade, peel, or flake
- Stretchy poly-cotton blend—fits most feet (and cult followers)
- Black base fabric makes the chaos pop
- Machine washable and mind-blowingly comfortable
Why They’ll Be Your New Favorite Pair:
- Loud enough to get compliments from strangers and warnings from your grandma
- The only socks that match your third eye and your lack of sleep
- Limited Edition – once the drop ends, they’re gone forever
- Makes every outfit feel one step closer to world domination
| M | |
|---|---|
| Total Length, in | 15.35 |
| Width, in | 3.94 |
| Women's US size | 8.5 - 11 |
| Men's US size | 7 - 9.5 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Dry flat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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