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Live Laugh Lobotomy Vintage Tee – Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Shirt for Retro Chaos Lovers
$16.93 USD
Introducing the Live Laugh Lobotomy Tee – a delightfully unhinged twist on suburban optimism! This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee combines everyday comfort with vintage flair, featuring a retro housewife smiling with a martini in one hand and an icepick in the other. Because sometimes, the best coping mechanism is laughter... and a lobotomy.
Perfect for casual chaos, Halloween parties, mental health professionals with dark humor, or anyone who appreciates a little irony in their wardrobe. Whether you're sipping wine with friends, spiraling with style, or making awkward small talk at Thanksgiving, this shirt says what we’re all thinking—but make it kitschy.
👕 Product Features:
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💪 Shoulder tape adds structure and durability
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🔄 Tubular construction reduces waste and feels seamless
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👕 Ribbed collar stays crisp wear after wear
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🌿 Made with ethically sourced 100% U.S. cotton
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🖨 Smooth, strong fabric perfect for bold, funny prints
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron
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Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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