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Jason Voorhees Axe Throwing Champion 1985 T-Shirt – Retro Slasher Workout Parody | Gildan 5000 Tee
$16.93 USD
Relive the glory days of 1980s athletic absurdity with this hilarious “Axe Throwing Champion 1985” Jason Voorhees t-shirt. Featuring Jason decked out in red, white, and blue sweatbands like a retro jogger, this slasher parody tee is printed on a comfy Gildan 5000 shirt that screams vintage gym class meets horror movie chaos. It’s the perfect blend of spooky, sporty, and stupid in the best way possible. Designed for horror fans, gym rats, and ironic fashion lovers alike.
Product Features:
- Printed on durable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton
- 1980s-inspired design with bold vintage-style lettering
- Red, white & blue wristbands for that patriotic slasher drip
- Classic fit with double-stitched seams
- Great for horror lovers, axe throwers, or anyone with a dark sense of humor
Product features
- Made from 100% cotton for a soft and durable feel
- No side seams, reducing fabric waste for a cleaner look
- Ribbed collar retains shape for a neat appearance
- Dual printing techniques ensure vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Classic fit for relaxed comfort throughout the day
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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