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“It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
  • “It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
“It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

“It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure” – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

$16.93 USD

This bold and hilarious Dad Bod T-shirt is more than just a funny graphic tee—it’s a declaration of legendary fatherhood. Featuring our exclusive “Father Figure – Deluxe Edition” design, this shirt transforms any cookout into a runway. Whether you’re flipping burgers or embarrassing your kids at the mall, this tee brings peak dad energy.

 

Crafted on the classic Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, it’s the foundation of any casual wardrobe—now upgraded with unapologetic dad humor.

 

 

 

 

Product Features:

 

 

  • 💪 Made to Last:
    Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric made from 100% US-grown cotton, offering all-season comfort and durability.
  • 🎨 Perfect Print Surface:
    Specially spun fibers give this tee a smooth surface for sharp, vibrant graphics that won’t fade after dad-level use.
  • 🧵 Itch-Free Comfort:
    No side seams means no awkward rubs under the arms, plus shoulder tape adds long-term reinforcement.
  • 👕 Timeless Fit:
    A relaxed classic fit with a sturdy crew neck makes it great for any occasion—from backyard BBQs to spontaneous dad lectures.
  • 🌱 Ethically Sourced:
    Grown, sewn, and assembled in the USA, this shirt is Oeko-Tex certified and part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable production.
  • 🏷 Tear-Away Label:
    Zero itch, zero hassle—just comfort.
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Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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