I’m No Gorilla But I Can Beat Off 100 Men Shirt – Multicolor Halftone Gorilla Tee on Gildan 5000

Get primal and unhinged with this absurdly bold graphic tee featuring a multicolored halftone gorilla and the phrase:

“I’m No Gorilla” up top,

“But I Can Beat Off 100 Men” down below.

Yeah. You read that right.

Printed on a durable Gildan 5000, this shirt is a masterpiece of chaos, confusion, and confidence. The bright, punchy pop-art halftone design adds retro flair, while the outrageous message ensures second glances, double takes, and unrelenting laughter (or concern). Perfect for meme lovers, trash talkers, and agents of feral energy.

Wear it to the gym, a house party, your court date—whatever. Just be ready to explain yourself.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean