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Glock vs Ruger Mouthfeel Shirt – Funny Gun Show Parody Tee | Dark Humor Firearm Tasting Notes Shirt
$16.93 USD
Ever been kicked out of the gun show for judging the pistols by mouthfeel? No? Just us?
This hilariously unhinged shirt is for those who know their Glocks from their Rugers—but not by recoil or precision. Featuring a bold cartoon of a firearm “tasting panel,” this parody design explores the flavor notes of your favorite pew-pews with complete disregard for common sense.
Perfect for firearm fans with a dark sense of humor, range day degenerates, 2A supporters who don’t take themselves too seriously, and anyone who’s ever thought “I wonder what this tastes like” and immediately regretted it.
🧠 Important Note: This design is a parody and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Glock, Ruger, or any firearm manufacturer. It’s satire—don’t lick guns.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless construction for a smoother look and reduced waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape after washing.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing design.
- Classic fit offers year-round comfort and easy styling.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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