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Funny Floral “I Pooped My Pants A Little” Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Tee
$16.93 USD
Delicately chaotic and unapologetically weird, this tee brings unexpected humor to a beautifully bold design. Featuring vibrant butterflies and pretty flowers, the real star is the deadpan phrase: “I Pooped My Pants A Little.” Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, this shirt blends awkward confessions with floral elegance—because why not?
Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, durable, and perfect for anyone who loves their fashion a little unhinged. Whether you’re aiming for a laugh or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this is your new favorite statement piece.
Product Features:
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Detailed floral and butterfly illustration
- Bold text: “I Pooped My Pants A Little”
- Designed to stand out on dark fabric
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Great for parties, TikToks, awkward dates, and bad decisions
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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