Excessive Screen Exposure Warning Sticker – Touch Grass Immediately (Kiss Cut Vinyl)

Issued by the fictional United Agency for Reality Reintegration, this clean dystopian sticker warns of your greatest enemy: too much screen time.

With bold block text, glitch-free layout, and crisp government-style formatting, this kiss cut vinyl sticker screams authority while delivering one mission-critical instruction:
TOUCH GRASS IMMEDIATELY.

Whether you slap it on your laptop, water bottle, phone case, or gaming setup, this sticker doubles as a fake PSA and a hilarious reality check.

Perfect for:
✔️ Gamers and doom scrollers
✔️ ADHD and dopamine-chasing gremlins
✔️ Tech-weary millennials and gen z burnout victims
✔️ Anyone who hasn't been outside since the pandemic

Details:
• Kiss cut sticker with smooth edges
• Matte, durable vinyl
• Weather-resistant & fade-proof
• Clean black, white, and green print
• Subtle Trash Cult Division branding
• Includes QR code for visual realism (non-functional)

Product features
- Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface
- Long-lasting vinyl stickers with strong adhesive for durability
- Vibrant colors achieved with eco-friendly inks
- Quick, smooth application without bubbles
- Available in multiple sizes with both white and transparent options

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.