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Department of Paranormal Snacks Shirt – Trash Cult Supply Co – Vintage Cryptid Division Tee – Gildan 5000
$16.93 USD
Top-secret style meets snack-fueled chaos in the Department of Paranormal Snacks vintage tee by Trash Cult Supply Co. This otherworldly design features a raccoon in a black suit and glowing goggles, holding a donut and a mysterious orb—ready to investigate every crumb.
The distressed circular emblem is straight out of a classified government file, stamped with “Confidential Crumbs” and wrapped in cryptid-sniffing authority. Printed on the trusted Gildan 5000, this heavyweight cotton tee is built for field work, night missions, or late-night snack raids.
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Details:
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Printed on Gildan 5000 – heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton
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Classic fit, soft feel, made for conspiracies and cookies
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Design: “Department of Paranormal Snacks – A Division of Trash Cult Supply Co”
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Color Options: Faded olive, sand, or black
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Sizes: S to 3XL
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Vintage badge-style artwork with glowing accents
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort.
- Tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides flexibility.
- Made from strong, smooth cotton ideal for vibrant printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures sustainability and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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