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Cremate Me Daddy Shirt – Dark Humor Urn Graphic Tee | Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt
$16.93 USD
Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this unhinged dark humor tee. Featuring a high-resolution graffiti-style urn with heart-shaped smoke and the bold phrase “Cremate Me Daddy,” this shirt is printed on a classic Gildan 5000 for durability, comfort, and maximum emotional damage.
Perfect for weirdos, grief goblins, and people who laugh at funerals.
Printed on high-quality 100% cotton with vibrant, long-lasting inks.
Runs true to size with a boxy, structured fit.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and a sleek look.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances visual appeal.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape wash after wash.
- Crafted from high-quality cotton fibers for a smooth feel, with a unique texture in the 'Natural' color.
- Ethically sourced materials and sustainable production methods ensure quality and comfort.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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