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Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
  • Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton
Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton

Chlamydia Survivor Vintage Floral Tee – Funny Bold Statement Shirt – Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton

$16.93 USD

Celebrate healing and humor with this unreasonably elegant “Chlamydia Survivor” tee. Featuring beautifully realistic daisies in a vintage botanical style, this design is ironically classy—because nothing says resilience like a delicate floral arrangement for your most unhinged confession.

 

Printed on the Gildan 5000, this unisex heavy cotton tee offers the durability of a warrior and the softness of post-treatment peace. Whether you’re making your friends cry-laugh or just embracing your past with pride, this shirt turns trauma into timeless fashion.

 

Product Features:

 

  • Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton for solid colors
  • Classic fit, unisex sizing
  • Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
  • Seamless collar, tear-away label
  • Perfect for gag gifts, STD awareness events, or just looking fabulous while owning your chaos
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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